More than words?

Last week I came across to an intriguing blog. A blog about gaming. A blog which encourages to get points by scoring and collecting flags. Sometimes those flags can scream red, but a true player will not retreat.

Just to be clear, by scoring I mean banging, penetrating, boning, screwing, poking and shagging... and by collecting, I mean sticking your member into as many v'jayjays (like a friend of mine would say) as you possibly can in as many countries as you possibly can. By the way, those of you who thought Shaggy aka Mr. Bombastic was dead, http://news.msn.com/rumors/rumor-is-shaggy-dead, false alarm! (Actually I think he might be incarnated in Roosh V, the blog(ger) I recently discovered). Speaking about death, I just learned – thanks Roosh – that putting my pussy in a sarcophagus is apparently the safest bet a woman can make when meeting a handsome stranger. Handsomeness, though, is a very fluctuating concept.

Anways, what was so interesting about this blog then? (Apart from its beautiful choice of words). First, it got my attention because it happen to mention that out of "The 5 Easiest Clubs In The World To Get Laid", Finland's is no. 1!!!! No way?! Apparently my beloved country is not that cold and dark after all. According to Mr. Lover Lover, Finnish bitches fall into the bed of any three-legged like the water in the Alps. So no need to worry for being cold between their (or should I say our?) legs – as long as you don't have high standards of course.

However, even more amazed than about the content of this blog, I was about how outspoken its creator is. Quite rarely one can see (or hear) someone explaining so frankly about their life work as a bang master. I mean, there must be thousands of guys who think like Roosh but few of them have the "balls" to say it straight, or better yet put their words into action. So, ten points for directness!!!

On the other hand, what makes me wonder, is that if a guy who earns his living by fucking and sharing his every thrust around the internet, wouldn't it be just, in the name of fair game, that his scores and flags got their share of the fun?

Because dear Roosh, if you want bitches, you have to pay.

P.S. This is for those of you who are dying to find out what the heck I am talking about: http://www.rooshv.com/one-bitch-on-your-nuts-is-worth-more-than-two-trying-to-peep

W(h)in(d)ing road of pro and con

For the first time in ages I woke up to sunlight, which always makes me feel nostalgic and reflective.

So, drinking my morning coffee while the quarrelsome wonder-brothers of the 90's sang "I don't believe that anybody feels the way I do about you now", I realized how well the song describes the current public discussions about sensitive issues.

Recently, I have encountered two different debates, which nevertheless have quite similar features. On the one hand there is the inflammatory argument about gun control in the US, and on the other hand there is the monochrome discussion about racism and immigrants in Finland.

Since as a European it is easy to laugh at Americans, I begin with the first debate (to have an example, watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWQPZ-taYBs ).

In 2012, tragic (school) shootings in the US made millions of people all over the world sad, angry and helpless. Obviously, something needs to be done in order to stop further atrocieties from happening. However, the suggestions to solve the issue seem to circle around banning and/or restricting the availability of firearms and giving more guns for civilians for self-protection. Furthermore (and beyond my understanding), most of the discussion seems to focus on statistics: how many deaths with firearms vs. other causes of deaths.

But seriously, doesn't the pro-gun side see the elephant in the room? Though "guns don't kill people, humans do", it is a lot easier to blow someone's head off with a rifle than with a fist.

Now, to come to the other debate; racism and immigrants. In Finland, "the safe-haven of the North",  racism has been a particularly frantic topic the past weeks due to an article written by Umayya Abu-Hanna, a Palestinian-Finnish journalist and a former member of the Helsinki city council. In her article Abu-Hanna talks about the Finnish intolerance, which ultimately made her move out from Helsinki to the other side of the Baltic Sea – Amsterdam. Like the gun control law in the US, Abu-Hanna's article has divided the discussion into two sides. As, Jaakko Lyytinen aptly writes in Helsingin Sanomat (12.01.), the current debate (like many others in our societies) is based on superficial, spontanious emotions. It is easy to be an angry agressor or a pious good samaritarian than to look at both sides and realize that there is not one absolute truth. There are only arguments and claims that each side can try to reason as far as possible.

If we stick only to the feeling of nobody "feels the way I do about you now", we will end up in the same situation as Oasis did when they fell apart. Instead of focusing on what matters (music in their case), we will end up fighting over who is right.

Because, let's face it: depending on the environment, each of us can act wisely and foolishly, or be tolerant and intolerant.

Flushing my behind, it is time for 2013!

What do an automatic toilet, an airport customer survey and a New Year's resolution have in common?

–They all seek to wash the dirt away and improve what was wrong before...however, sometimes they make simple things more complicated and leave you with a seat full of crap.

As I was heading for the holidays couple of weeks ago through the Amsterdam Schipol airport, interesting incidents happened to me. First, at the restroom, I noticed an annoying new technology: auto-flushing toilet. Though some justify it by its cleanliness, personally, I think it is an invention of an idiot (or a genius who cunningly uses other people's fears for making money). I mean, imagine yourself going for your business in the lavoratory, when you need to move your butt for some reason. What happens is that the censor of the toilet recognizes a movement and interprets that as a sign of you being 'done'. However, you are not done but will get a friendly wash to your 'cheeks' instead. After you are actually ready to go, the toilet will flush again. Or then for some reason it doesn't, because it did so already once, and therefore you have to sit again and then lift...wouldn't it be more simple to just push the button?

On the other hand, Kim Kardashian seem to think this is the new hit thing, so perhaps I am wrong... which brings me to my second point. After surviving the toilet seat, I was sitting in the waiting lounge, when a smiling gentleman came to me and asked, wheter I could answer some survey-questions (for the sake of improving the airport). As I was bored, I thought what the hell. He went through everything from my demographic data to the amount of my airport purchases. At last, he wanted to know if I had any suggestions or complaints. Usually, I don't bother, but this time I was so baffled by the auto-flush, that I decided to ask for its purpose. "It is more hygenic, because some people do not wash their hands" the young man responded. Fair enough, I thought. But then, when he had already left, it occured to me that what does the auto-flush change? Those who do not care for their hygene, will not wash their hands after wiping (or flushing) anyways, whereas those who care for cleanliness, it seems reasonable to wash the hands after flushing – no matter the technology.

Darn it, if only had I thought faster...

Finally, I come to my third and concluding point, my New Year's resolution. I have a bad habit of doing things that I think I should do instead of doing those I actually want to do – on top of all, I stress about them like a maniac (thanks mom for giving me this gift). For example, instead of writing about things that matter to me, I put all my energy in formulating a paper that will go to the x-file after the professor has graded it. Or if I am tired, pissed and just in a need of "alone time", I promise to go to a party instead of speaking up my mind.

So, dear people of the earth, it is time to look the shit in the eye. This year I am going to be the one who decides when to push the flush, and whether to clean up after the dirty work or not. Are you with me?